Why are well-dressed men always married?Because their wife chooses their clothes for them.What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in common?They are both empty from the neck up.Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?Because they aim too high.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.Why don't women talk during foreplay?They don't have enough time.Why does it take three million sperm to fertilize one single egg?Because they're too stupid to ask for directions.How does a man show a woman that he is planning for the future?He buys ten cases of beer.What is the difference between men and premium bonds?Premium bonds might mature.Why are most jokes so short?So men can remember them.How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?No one. She started moaning ….Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………..Then I unbuttoned her jeans and pulled it out and she also did the same . We removed each and every cloth and now we were completely nude . She was looking very hot and I could not resist. I was feeling every part of her body. Her juicy lips , Soft boobs and sexy ass . I started rubbing her pussy and she was holding my dick and stroking it .We moved on the bed and she came on the top and started kissing my chest and she was also biting my nipples . She was too horny I was moving my hands all over her . She continued kissing and moved down and took my dick in her mouth. I asked her to come in 69 and started kissing her thighs and moved towards her pussy.I gave few kisses on her pussy lips and inserted my tongue in her pussy, started fucking her with my tongue.P: oooohhhhhhhhhh(She continued sucking me.)She gave me a nice blow job and made my dick very hard.I continued licking her and she was making sound….P:.
Stream some of the latest adult videos at www.porningo.com, and see the marvelous these premium porn studios have pulled. And the good news, you get to stream everything that www.porningo.com has for free! That`s right, even the fine adult porn videos are for free! And you have unlimited access to the newest, the latest, and most popular. Basically, you can stream www.porningo.com and everything that it contains without having to signup or pay for anything.